16. Melissa FREAKING McCarthy.
17. Travel ban protesters put $24 million into ACLU coffers
in just 48 hours, enabling them to hire 200 more attorneys. Lawyers are now
heroes.
18. As people seek veracity in their news sources, respected
news outlets are happily reporting a substantial increase in subscriptions, a
boon to a struggling industry vital to our democracy.
19. Live streaming court cases and congressional sessions
are now as popular as the Kardashians.
20. Massive cleanup of facebook friend lists.
21. People are reading classic literature again. Sales of
George Orwell's "1984" increased by 10,000% after the inauguration.
(Yes, that is true. 10,000%. 9th grade Lit teachers all over the country are
now rock stars.)
22. More than ever before, Americans are aware that
education is important. Like, super important.
23. Now, more than anytime in history, everyone believes
that anyone can be President. Seriously, anyone.
8. Footage of town hall meetings is now entertaining.
9. Tens of millions of people are now correctly spelling words like
narcissist, fascist, misogynist, holocaust and cognitive dissonance. (sorry for the big blank space... I can't figure out how to get rid of it!)
10. Everyone knows more about the rise of Hitler than they did last11. Everyone knows more about legislation, branches of power and how checks
and balances work. 12. Marginalized groups are experiencing a surge in white allies. 13. White people in record numbers have just learned that racism is not
dead. (See #6)14. White people in record numbers also finally understand that Obamacare
IS the Affordable Care Act.
15. Stephen Colbert's "Late Night" finally gained the elusive #1
spot in late night talk shows, and Seth Meyers is finding his footing as
today's Jon 16. "Mike Pence" has donated millions of dollars to Planned
Parenthood since Nov. 9th.
17. Melissa FREAKING McCarthy. 18. Travel ban protesters put $24 million into ACLU coffers in just 48
hours, enabling them to hire 200 more attorneys. Lawyers are now heroes.
19. As people seek veracity in their news sources, respected news outlets
are happily reporting a substantial increase in subscriptions, a boon to a
struggling industry vital to our democracy.
20. Live streaming court cases and congressional sessions are now as
popular as the Kardashians. 21. Massive cleanup of facebook friend lists. 22. People are reading classic literature again. Sales of George Orwell's
"1984" increased by 10,000% after the inauguration. (Yes, that is
true. 10,000%. 9th grade Lit teachers all over the country are now rock stars.)
23. More than ever before, Americans are aware that education is important.
Like, super important.
24. Now, more than anytime in history, everyone believes that anyone can be
President. Seriously, anyone.
8. Footage of town hall meetings is n9. Tens of millions of people are now correctly spelling words like
narcissist, fascist, misogynist, holocaust and10. Everyone knows more about the rise of Hitler than they did last year. 11. Everyone knows more about legislation, branches of power and how checks
and balances work. 12. Marginalized groups are experiencing a surge in white alli
13. White people in record numbers have just learned that racism is not
dead. (See #6)
14. White people in record numbers also finally understand that Obamacare
IS the Affordable Care Act.
15. Stephen Colbert's "Late Night" finally gained the elusive #1
spot in late night talk shows, and Seth Meyers is finding his footing as
today's Jon Stewart.
16. "Mike Pence" has donated millions of dollars to Planned
Parenthood since Nov. 9th.
17. Melissa FREAKING McCarthy.
18. Travel ban protesters put $24 million into ACLU coffers in just 48
hours, enabling them to hire 200 more attorneys. Lawyers are now heroes.
19. As people seek veracity in their news sources, respected news outlets
are happily reporting a substantial increase in subscriptions, a boon to a
struggling industry vital to our democracy.
20. Live streaming court cases and congressional sessions are now as
popular as the Kardashians.
21. Massive cleanup of facebook friend lists.
22. People are reading classic literature again. Sales of George Orwell's
"1984" increased by 10,000% after the inauguration. (Yes, that is
true. 10,000%. 9th grade Lit teachers all over the country are now rock stars.)
23. More than ever before, Americans are aware that education is important.
Like, super important.
24. Now, more than anytime in history, everyone believes that anyone can be
President. Seriously, anyone.
8. Footage of town hall meetings is now entertaining.
9. Tens of millions of people are now correctly spelling words like
narcissist, fascist, misogynist, holocaust and cognitive dissonance.
10. Everyone knows more about the rise of Hitler than they did last year.
11. Everyone knows more about legislation, branches of power and how checks
and balances work.
12. Marginalized groups are experiencing a surge in white allies.
13. White people in record numbers have just learned that racism is not
dead. (See #6)
14. White people in record numbers also finally understand that Obamacare
IS the Affordable Care Act.
15. Stephen Colbert's "Late Night" finally gained the elusive #1
spot in late night talk shows, and Seth Meyers is finding his footing as
today's Jon Stewart.
16. "Mike Pence" has donated millions of dollars to Planned
Parenthood since Nov. 9th. 17. Melissa 18. Travel ban protesters put $24 million into ACLU coffers in just 48
hours, enabling them to hire 200 more attorneys. Lawyers are now heroes.19. As people seek veracity in their news sources, respected news outlets
are happily reporting a substantial increase in subscriptions, a boon to a
struggling industry vital to our democracy.20. Live streaming court cases and congressional sessions are now as
popular as the Kardashians. 21. Massive cleanup of facebook friend lists. 22. People are reading classic literature again. Sales of George Orwell's
"1984" increased by 10,000% after the inauguration. (Yes, that is
true. 10,000%. 9th grade Lit teachers all over the country are now rock stars.)
23. More than ever before, Americans are aware that education is important.
Like,24. Now, more than anytime in history, everyone believes that anyone can be
President. Seriously, anyone.
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